Thursday, February 26, 2009
So Long, Fare well, Auf Wiedehrsen etc.
So, head on over to my new blog at Actual Results May Vary and for all four (five? Six?) of you who read, please continue to do so. Hopefully the new blog will be a bit more entertaining.
Captain Crash. Time for new digs, folks.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Another annoying email forward, now in blog form!
So, this is one of those daft things from the intertubes. I figured, hey, I’d inflict it on you lot.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Apparently, mum's great grandmother (I think). Luckily, they got her middle name wrong, or I would have been Emma Alberta (Agnetha? Can never remember). Ma, if you’re reading this can you let me know?
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Grandad's funeral.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? The neat version, yes. The scrawl that most of the "to do" sticky notes on my monitor are in, no.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey. Or ham. Or Smiley Fritz.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Newp. One psychotic dog is enough.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not, I'm actually a fairly annoying and over-confident person.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, I would NEVER do something so sad.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? As far as I'm aware, unless... is there a black market in tonsils? That would explain the time I fell asleep and woke up with a sore throat.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hells yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Crunchy nut cornflakes, baby.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Yeah, I lace my shoes up real tight.
12. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? I work in a university, doing stuffs.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Dairy Bell Nuts About Chocolate. Stupid awesome.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their attitude and body language.
15. RED OR PINK? Either fire-engine red or bright ridiculously shiny pink.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Is lack of humility a possibility for this, or is this a point of pride? My indecisiveness about lunch choices I'm sure annoys friends who get calls from me saying "What do I want to eat for lunch?"
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Lots of people. Dead relatives, dead pets, dead friendships. Mostly dead people and things.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? I don't give a rats, really. This is a convenient way for me to fill space on my blog.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pants are a Brown/black herringbone sort of weave with dusky red and blue plaid through it. They're quite nice. Shoes are silver sneakers with hot pink accents.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The air conditioner, I forgot to turn my music on when I got back to the office. Fixed - now The Who playing "who are you?"
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? One of those multicoloured ones that changes colour as you work through it, maybe.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? South Australian rain (smells different down here to anywhere else I know), and freshly baking bikkies.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Um, some random person who called my office?
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it off the internet. If the Internet is a person, I would like to be its friend.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Luge. Crazy-ass guys on tiny little metal sleds going down icy death chutes with lycra body stockings and a motorbike helmet? Most insane sport ever. After that, big-mountain snowboarding, preferably with someone landing in a tree from a killer trick.
27. HAIR COLOR? Blonde, tending towards strawberry.
28. EYE COLOR? Blue. Freakishly blue.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nup.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Stew, and variations thereof. Stew, Stroganoff, etc.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings, preferably with bluebirds and unbearable romantic tension along the way. If I want scary, I'll read it.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Uh... Miss Congeniality 2 on TV the other day, He's Just Not That Into You if we're talking cinema.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Brown with yellow type.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, due to the precipitation known as "omg omg omg SNOW!!"
35. HUGS OR KISSES? I can haz both?!
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate cake, or cheesecake. Chocolate Cheesecake is teh bomb.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Irrelevant - this is a blog.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? also irrelevant. See above
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Stuff White People Like
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I don't have one. Optical mouse on the desk surface, baby!
41. FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Stargate franchise, Big Bang Theory, CSI franchise and any other forensic procedural.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? Empty beer glass on the table. Such a nice thud.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles. Although, are "The Who" an option? No? Bugger.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Well, I once lived in QLD and I have been to Taswegia and I now live in Adelaide. That's about it.
45. DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENTS? I do this weird bouncy eyeball thing. It wigs people out, especially if they're really tired. I also have an above-average but below-awesome level of musical ability.
46. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Hey, if you do this thing too send me a link. Otherwise, eh.
47. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? We met a church. He was stodgy, I was brash and overconfident. Somehow, we got married :)
Thursday, February 19, 2009
the #sunrisearson event, and some thoughts arising from it.
Edited for: accuracy, adding links, and poor grammar. 19-Feb-09
Just a heads up – for my five regular readers, this is a LONG POST. If you really want to read it, you might want to get a coffee to keep you awake through it.
So. On Tuesday Wednesday (and now we know why I have such a small readership, I can't even keep my days straight), Laurel Papworth (social media guru, @silkcharm on Twitter) appeared on Sunrise (early morning TV show in Australia, for the foreigners) in an interview alongside David Galbally (a QC, who is almost certainly not on Twitter) about this whole crazy Facebook vigilante anti-arsonist thing (just Google ‘bushfire Facebook vigilante’ and you’ll get the idea). Video is in the post linked to from Laurel's name.
Fang put up an interesting post about the situation, which I commented on here and here. Go, make a cup of tea, read the article, watch the video, and then come back.
You’ve read it? Excellent. Now, there are a few things I want to nut out here. First of all, what makes a common carrier a common carrier and why on earth is the notion important to this debate? Second, should Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, blogs and other forms on online communication be considered publication (in breach of the court order), or conversation (not in breach)? And third, if we think that people have been busting open the suppression order and dancing on its bloody corpse, what should we do about it?
A common carrier, according to that bastion of knowledge conglomeration known as Wikipedia, “is a business that transports people, goods, or services and offers its services to the general public under license or authority provided by a regulatory body.” So, Australia Post is a common carrier in that it transports goods. Qantas is a common carrier (as is the charming Adelaide Metro authority) as the transported thing is peeps. Telstra is a common carrier too, although I’m not sure how it falls into that definition: they transport a conversation (service??) from your phone to mine, perhaps. Or in the case of Bigpond, their intertubes arm, an email from my computer to yours.
One thing that common carriers have in common (ha, that’s almost a joke) is that they can’t be held responsible for adverse affects from things they carry. So, if I send a bomb through Australia Post (stupid idea), Australia Post isn’t going to get charged with terrorism. If they opened it up, went “oh hey, look – bomb!” and then forwarded it on anyway, they might get charged with something like “being a complete nong and allowing bombs through the post”. If I send a libellous email to everyone in my address book saying that Peter Costello is really, I don’t know, an alien overlord who is mind-controlling us into being good little sheep (if that were true, then it’s not working too well), then Bigpond (or in my case, Internode) isn’t held responsible for it. Common carriers just move stuff, they don’t know what it is, and they can’t be held responsible.
I found an interesting article here from the Melbourne Uni’s law school, and if you rummage through to the middle of page 82 and into page 83, the author talks about how a telephone company (common carrier) is distinguished from a telegraph company (not a common carrier) because the phone company just provides a service, whereas a telegraph operator is involved in the transmission of the message, meaning that a person can look at it and go “hey, that’s not right!”. A phone company isn’t held liable for dirty calls, but if you get a dirty telegraph you can sue the hell out of Western Union, apparently. An alternative argument is that the telegraph company publishes (publication – it’s that word again!) between operators.
If these providers of internet services (Facebook, Twitter, blogging sites etc) are common carriers, then it’s not their problem when something funky gets put on the web using their services. If they’re not, then hey – shut down Facebook, throw the fail-whale into the clink, and ban all emo blogs (probably not a bad idea, that last one). Which is it, then? Can you say that Facebook is responsible for the content on their site, or are they merely providing a service, the content of which they cannot be held responsible for? My argument would be that you can’t hold an internet provider responsible for content unless that content is moderated, or unless it would be reasonable to expect that content to be moderated, or unless they have been notified that the content is in breach of a law.
For example: I have a blog. You’re reading it right now, in fact. Say that you publish a statement in violation of a court order in the comments to this blog (please don’t, by the way). I get sent a notification each time somebody posts a comment, meaning that (in effect) my comments are moderated: they publish automatically, but I am aware of the content of those comments and I have the ability to go through and delete them.
Let’s say I didn’t get that email: although my comments wouldn’t be systematically moderated, I think it would be fair enough to say that, given the tiny size of my blog, and given my upper limit of about 10 comments on a post (and that’s only when I start a flame war), a reasonable assumption would be that my comment is moderated.
Let’s take this a step further and assume that I’m awesome, you tell all your friends about me, and we start a pyramid scheme of blog readership with me at the top, a sparkling diamond of online twaddle. Suddenly, I’m getting hundreds and hundreds of comments in each article. I don’t think it would be reasonable to assume that I vet each and every one of my comments. However, I get a notice from the cops saying that comment n is in violation of a court order. At this point, I would be taking the comment down and if I weren’t to do so, I believe that I could be held legally (and ethically) liable for it.
Now, let’s scale this up. I make a blog post in breach of a court order. This is like step three, the awesomeness-of-internets step, but I’m the commenter and the blogger is now Blogger, my blog service provider. They facilitate thousands (if not millions) of blogs. They cannot be expected, by ANY stretch of the imagination, to know what the hell is going on, any more than Australia Post can be expected to know what’s on the back of every postcard that goes through their facilities. The blame for this post, while Blogger is ignorant, falls with me. They are a common carrier, from what I know of the definition, and it ain’t their fault.
So, what’s with publication and conversation? In the above paragraph, I’ve assumed publication because that makes the argument clearer with regards to the status of common carrier. I think that it is publication. However, I don’t think people realise this. If a newspaper were to put out an article detailing the information that was up on that Facebook group, they would be publishing sensitive information that is the subject of a court order. Whether that’s in print, or online, or by a company, or an individual, I don’t think matters. People think of Twitter as being a conversation, and it is – but it’s a conversation that is published. It’s on the net, it’s there, it’s not going away, and it’s intended to be read by others (public timeline, anyone?). That Facebook group was intended to be seen (and joined) by people on Facebook, which sounds an awful lot like publication to me. However, it’s a different kind of publication: instead of the traditional one, where the people providing the tools to publish are the ones doing the publishing (magazines, publishing houses, newspapers), the tools in this debate (mass online communications tools) are far removed from those who would publish (mass online tools, haha). The providers of these tools know not what the idiots do.
So, what do we do about these people playing merry hell with suppression orders? I honestly don’t know why the people who put up these groups in violation of a suppression order weren’t arrested and charged with it. Do we arrest the manager of Facebook? I think I’ve shown that no, we can’t do that, because he’s just a common carrier (Think Schulz – “I know nussing! Nussing!”). To me, it seems obvious that we can’t turn off the internet so the tools aren’t there – would you shut down Australia Post because someone might send a bomb through it? To me, it’s the same with the intertubes. Shutting down internet services because a high-profile case is happening makes no sense. If they really want to, they can print the info out on a flyer, make five thousand copies, and leave them all over the CBD. That, also, would be publishing. What are you going to do, shut down every Xerox in town? An unenforceable law is no law at all, and it makes a mockery of the system. Arrest and charge those who have committed a crime, but don’t punish the hundreds of thousands of people who had nothing to do with it.
If I have time, I’ll actually get my brain into gear and look at the ethical implications of double-standards in law between traditional and ‘new’ media of publication. Today, though, is not that time.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
New Zealand, land of crazy birds and insane law
So, New Zealand is implementing a rule where three accusations of breaking copyright law – accusations, not convictions – will get you hit with the ban-stick (read more at Creative Freedom NZ).
For a start, isn’t that kind of, oh, I don’t know – in violation of the concept of presumption of innocence that most of the western legal system is based upon? The whole idea that you’re not to be held guilty unless they prove it? I can just see that the copyright nutters can just accuse someone they don’t like – say, an anti-copyright activist – with copyright violations three times and then bam! No more internets for you! It could be an effective way to keep people off the net. Does anyone else see the problem with this system?
Having said that, though, if someone gets convicted of copyright violations three times, then hey: if a government wanted to introduce a law to suspend their internet access for a period of time, break out the ban-stick and have a copyright upholding piƱata party. That’s called “I’m too stupid to learn from two prior convictions and subsequent punishment, so I’m going to do it again and get a ban on teh intartubes for my troubles, on top of my third conviction!” and in that case I can’t see a problem with it, from an legal/ethical perspective*. After all, if people drink-drive repeatedly we take away their ability to do this by suspending their license (my example is a bit like comparing an assault rifle with a cap-gun, but hey).
This three-accusations thing, though? It undermines the whole idea of due process, and is about as ethical as vigilante justice. It’s just that in this case, the vigilantes managed to get the previous NZ government to write their actions into law. If they’re breaking the law, then deal with them through the framework of the law – get them charged and take them to court. Heck, even make a new law that has comparable precedent and fits within the legal and ethical framework of current legislation. Don’t make an extra law that ignores basic principles of legislative ethics.
So, if you think that this whole thing is as stupid as I do, go here and get yourself a banner. And I thought our politicians were nut-jobs.
Just to make my personal views on copyright clear – I don’t like incredibly restrictive copyright, but I also recognise the need to protect intellectual property and have it recognised as your product, and you should be able to make money off it if you want. Even though I’m never going to make any money off stuff that I do** (unless you really want to publish my crappy Flickr stream as a book), I release all my stuff under Creative Commons attribution non-commercial share-alike – basically, you can do what you want with it as long as you (a) aren’t making money off it, (b) you recognise it as my IP, and (c) you let others do likewise with it. So hell, if you want to use the game-world I’ve created, so long as you’re not publishing it as a commercial property and you’re acknowledging my IP, feel free to make photocopies and send them to all your mates. Essentially, I don’t like traditional copyright, and I wouldn’t use it, but it’s the law and I respect it (except where old-school D&D manuals are concerned, ‘cos those suckers aren’t in print anymore).
*Assuming that copyright laws, as they stand, are ethical. I have done absolutely zero scholarly research into copyright laws and the ethics thereof, so feel free to educate me about how the corporations are evil and are keeping us down by protecting intellectual property rights. Really.
**not because I’m releasing it under CC and undermining my market, but rather because my Intellectual Property has about the marketability of a dead hamster.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
The Torrens, it is teh funk.

The Torrens, it is teh funk.
Originally uploaded by Bosun McShiny
So...
Someone let the water out of Torrens Lake last night, and it's a tad smelly. Here's one of the pics, the rest will be on my Flickr stream (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bosun_mcshiny/) when I get this newfangled email thing going. This is a shot of the paddleboats outside the Festival Theatre.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
The Storming of Stormwind.
Monday, February 09, 2009
Bushfires and stupid bloody social media crap.
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Half of Victoria is on fire, and I can’t read the news websites any more because I’ll start crying if I do. People dying as they tried to flee, only to be caught in their cars. People dying as they stayed behind to try and save their houses. Goodness knows how many pets and livestock killed. Morbidly fascinated people on Twitter keep on RT (re-tweet[ing]) the death toll from the Melbourne ABC radio tweet channels and a few high-profile bloggers, and now I can’t even read the #bushfire hashtag thread any more. Fake Stephen Conroy summed it up well:
Sick of retweets of the #bushfires death-toll; it's not a cricket score, you dumb fucks. It's just ghoulish and gross.
Not language I would normally use in published text, but he has a point.
It’s times like this that social media pisses me the hell off. The depressing tweets outnumber the “here’s how you can help” tweets by ten to one, easy. You know what? Rather than RT the death tolls, and saying useless platitudes like “our thoughts are with you” and “keep safe” and “hope all affected by the #bushfires are ok” (they’re not, dumbass – people died), why don’t we all get off our asses and do something?
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The Red Cross has a bushfire appeal up, and you too can donate. I just threw my hat in the ring, and I really hope more people do it. If you do donate, please make sure you tell people – the word has to spread that there IS something people can do to help. Even if it’s only ten bucks, that’s ten bucks more than they had before you donated.

